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by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue May 24, 2005 15:22

A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Tue May 24, 2005 15:24

You are going to hang me?

by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue May 24, 2005 15:45

Close....

by **Ed Swindell** » Tue May 24, 2005 15:55

You are not going to shoot me

by **Ed Swindell** » Tue May 24, 2005 15:57

Or say "There's no such thing as god" and wait for them to come up with definitive proof either way

by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue May 24, 2005 16:15

Errr no....but I like your thinking :lol:

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Tue May 24, 2005 16:16

You WILL hang me

by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue May 24, 2005 16:23

Yep

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Tue May 24, 2005 16:30

Got there eventually!!!

by **Ken Malone** » Wed May 25, 2005 14:45

We await the next with keen anticipa...........

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Wed May 25, 2005 15:07

Go for it Lindz!!

by **Ken Malone** » Wed May 25, 2005 16:00

wake me up when.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by **Lindsey Gray** » Wed May 25, 2005 16:14

It's not my go....it's yours Elizabeth :lol:

by **Ken Malone** » Wed May 25, 2005 16:22

la -di -dah! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :looney:

by **Lindsey Gray** » Wed May 25, 2005 16:25

Patience is a virtue dear boy!!! :wink:

by **Ken Malone** » Wed May 25, 2005 17:27

is she strong too?

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Thu May 26, 2005 07:55

Aren't all women Ken???

Ok, here goes .....

When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever

by **Ian Linden** » Thu May 26, 2005 09:06

Hmmm, not quite sure about this, but am I on track with poppies/opium?

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Thu May 26, 2005 09:09

Nice answer, but not the one I'm thinking of

by **Ken Malone** » Thu May 26, 2005 09:38

are you a grape Elizabeth ? - wine etc

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