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by **Andrew Milne** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 23:03

Damn forgot that bit! lol Have to think of one

by **Ken Malone** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 23:11

psst... ask this one Andrew... "What gets wetter as it dries" The answer's a towel but Ed might not get it nudge nudge :cheers:

by **Andrew Milne** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 23:42

lol

Are you trying to say that Ed doesn't know what a towel is? You're not going to stand for that are you Ed? :wink:

by **Ken Malone** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 09:49

No.. I'm saying he DOES know.............

tsk tsk now hurry up with a riddle Monsieur Milne!

by **Murray Betts** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:09

What's brown and sticky? :biggringift:

by **Ken Malone** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:33

Murray Betts wrote:What's brown and sticky?

flypaper?

by **Andrew Milne** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:42

A stick!

by **Andrew Milne** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:42

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.

by **Andrew Milne** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 23:13

That was the answer to yours Ken! Now how about answering mine lol

by **Ken Malone** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 23:16

blimey what's in that wine????

Dodgy banknotes

by **Andrew Milne** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 23:25

Correct! Eventually!! lol

by **Ken Malone** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 23:28

hic!!

by **Andrew Milne** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 23:31

On a school night too! lol

by **Ken Malone** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 23:41

hee hee

I am weightless, but you can see me.
Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter.
What am I?

by **Andrew Milne** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 23:45

A hole

by **Ken Malone** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 07:22

well done 'Liza

by **Ed Swindell** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:34

Does that make you georgie?

by **Andrew Milne** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:29

Georgie? Henry wasn't it?

by **Andrew Milne** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:31

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 14:05

An ear of corn.

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