SCORE

by **Ken Malone** » Tue May 17, 2005 15:31

Good job SIR isn't here cos' he'd tell us off.. give us a toffee

by **Ian Linden** » Tue May 17, 2005 17:09

If its the figure eight, it isn't less than two hands, it's exactly two hands (in inches).

by **Ed Swindell** » Tue May 17, 2005 17:17

indeed it is, and i think it means less than two hands as in less than ten fingers (and yes i know it's 8 fingers and two thumbs

)

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Wed May 18, 2005 07:54

The letter V???

by **Ed Swindell** » Wed May 18, 2005 09:11

No, Ian had it right, it's the number 8 - on its side it's the symbol for infinity.

by **Ken Malone** » Wed May 18, 2005 09:11

and me and Elizabeth!!

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Wed May 18, 2005 09:20

Joint effort me thinks!! :lol:

by **Ian Linden** » Wed May 18, 2005 10:49

I'll buy that.

How do you get four elephants into a mini?

by **Ed Swindell** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:04

two in the front two in the back

by **Ken Malone** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:06

tell them it's a bit of a squeeze but there's a free lap-dancing event going on in there??

by **Ed Swindell** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:08

how do you get four giraffes into a mini?

by **Lindsey Gray** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:29

Same as above but take the elephants out first?

by **Ed Swindell** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:33

indeedy!

by **Lindsey Gray** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:35

Wahoooo... :lol:

by **Lindsey Gray** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:37

How do you get two Whales in a Mini?

by **Ian Linden** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:32

You can't, it has four giraffes in it!

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:38

Hope it's not a convertable - could be a bit 'Giraffety' with the roof off!!

by **Lindsey Gray** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:56

How do you get two Whales in a Mini?

Ans: Up the M5 to Cannock then follow the signs to Llangollen.
(Never mind the spelling)

:lol:

by **Ken Malone** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:20

Try this one.... who/what am I

I'm

sometimes precise and exact yet.....

carelessness is not altogether unknown to me

often innovative yet sometimes

repetitive and ridiculous but always

endlessly entertaining

by **Ed Swindell** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:47

Sounds like me

SCORE

A Riddle Laugh Or Two

Who is online