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A Riddle Laugh Or Two
Posted:
Sun Feb 06, 2005 23:51by Alex Clouter
Now for something completely different...
What flowers do you always have to wear?
Two lips!
Posted:
Mon Feb 07, 2005 00:11by Ken Malone
I worry about you Alex
What has four legs, flies in opposite directions and is always dressed for dinner?
Posted:
Wed Feb 09, 2005 21:37by Ian Linden
I give up!
What has four legs, flies in opposite directions and is always dressed for dinner?
Posted:
Wed Feb 09, 2005 21:57by George Glew
A Table?
Posted:
Wed Feb 09, 2005 23:01by Murray Betts
....or,
What has four wheels and flies?
A Corporation Dust Cart (Refuse Collection Vehicle to the youngsters here). 
Posted:
Wed Feb 09, 2005 23:19by Ken Malone
a Brace of Partridges
Posted:
Wed Feb 09, 2005 23:39by Alex Clouter
Two turkeys escaping Christmas!
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Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:42by Alex Clouter
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Posted:
Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:51by Ian Linden
Alex Clouter wrote:How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Easy. His horse is named Friday
Posted:
Mon Feb 14, 2005 14:02by Alex Clouter
What can make an octopus laugh?
Posted:
Mon Feb 14, 2005 17:27by Andrew Milne
Ten tickles (tentacles!)
Posted:
Mon Feb 14, 2005 20:08by Andrew Milne
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have read carefully, I have already told you what it is!
Posted:
Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:18by Lindsey Gray
The answer is language
Posted:
Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:26by Andrew Milne
Correct
Your go
Posted:
Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:41by Lindsey Gray
One of my favs as a kid...probably a bit easy tho...
2YSUR2YSUBICUR2YS4ME
Will probably take someone approx 30 secs if that to work it out
Posted:
Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:48by Andrew Milne
Too wise you are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me!
Posted:
Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:50by Andrew Milne
Reminds me of:
AB CD goldfish?
M no goldfish
S D R goldfish
O so D R goldfish!
Posted:
Fri Apr 15, 2005 17:28by Ken Malone
The man who invented it doesn't want it.
The man who bought it doesn't need it.
The man who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?
Posted:
Fri Apr 15, 2005 19:36by Andrew Milne
A coffin
Posted:
Fri Apr 15, 2005 23:00by Ken Malone
correct - your turn