A Riddle Laugh Or Two

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A Riddle Laugh Or Two

Postby Alex Clouter » Sun Feb 06, 2005 23:51

Now for something completely different...

What flowers do you always have to wear?

Two lips!
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Postby Ken Malone » Mon Feb 07, 2005 00:11

I worry about you Alex :rolling:

What has four legs, flies in opposite directions and is always dressed for dinner?
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Postby Ian Linden » Wed Feb 09, 2005 21:37

I give up!

What has four legs, flies in opposite directions and is always dressed for dinner?
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Postby George Glew » Wed Feb 09, 2005 21:57

A Table?
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Postby Murray Betts » Wed Feb 09, 2005 23:01

....or,

What has four wheels and flies?









A Corporation Dust Cart (Refuse Collection Vehicle to the youngsters here). :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ken Malone » Wed Feb 09, 2005 23:19

a Brace of Partridges
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Postby Alex Clouter » Wed Feb 09, 2005 23:39

Two turkeys escaping Christmas!
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Postby Alex Clouter » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:42

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
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Postby Ian Linden » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:51

Alex Clouter wrote:How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?

Easy. His horse is named Friday
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Postby Alex Clouter » Mon Feb 14, 2005 14:02

What can make an octopus laugh?
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Postby Andrew Milne » Mon Feb 14, 2005 17:27

Ten tickles (tentacles!)
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Postby Andrew Milne » Mon Feb 14, 2005 20:08

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have read carefully, I have already told you what it is!
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Postby Lindsey Gray » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:18

The answer is language
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Postby Andrew Milne » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:26

Correct :) Your go
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Postby Lindsey Gray » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:41

One of my favs as a kid...probably a bit easy tho...

2YSUR2YSUBICUR2YS4ME

Will probably take someone approx 30 secs if that to work it out :lol:
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Postby Andrew Milne » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:48

Too wise you are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me!
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Postby Andrew Milne » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:50

Reminds me of:

AB CD goldfish?
M no goldfish
S D R goldfish
O so D R goldfish!
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Postby Ken Malone » Fri Apr 15, 2005 17:28

The man who invented it doesn't want it.
The man who bought it doesn't need it.
The man who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?
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Postby Andrew Milne » Fri Apr 15, 2005 19:36

A coffin
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Postby Ken Malone » Fri Apr 15, 2005 23:00

correct - your turn
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