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by **Andrew Milne** » Sun May 01, 2005 00:52

A man is driving his black car down a black road. There are no street lights and his headlights aren't working. A black dog runs out into the road the man manages to stop the car avoiding an accident. How did he do this?

by **Ian Linden** » Sun May 01, 2005 08:19

It's daytime?

by **Andrew Milne** » Sun May 01, 2005 13:11

Correct!

by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:34

Any more for any more?

:wink:

by **Ken Malone** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:37

Ian's go I think

by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue May 10, 2005 09:23

Come on Ian.... stop pretending to be busy!! :lol:

by **Ken Malone** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:16

Maybe he's shooting an advert or a pop video??? :wink:

by **Lindsey Gray** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:17

Does that happen often then?

by **Ian Linden** » Tue May 10, 2005 10:55

Only when I larf :wink:

by **Andrew Milne** » Tue May 10, 2005 18:21

And the riddle?

by **Ian Linden** » Tue May 10, 2005 19:35

Well, you asked for it:

What's yellow and dangerous?

by **Andrew Milne** » Tue May 10, 2005 21:38

Shark infested custard :lol:

by **Ian Linden** » Tue May 10, 2005 22:38

Yes, give that man a coconut

by **Ken Malone** » Tue May 10, 2005 23:06

sounds like a BOUNTY hunter to me

by **Andrew Milne** » Thu May 12, 2005 17:36

duels of good and evil,
a fighter of good am I,
revealed beside watched words,
king of the black night sky.

by **Ken Malone** » Thu May 12, 2005 18:27

by **Andrew Milne** » Thu May 12, 2005 18:28

by **Ken Malone** » Thu May 12, 2005 23:34

What’s loved more than life yet Hated more than death
Desired by the contented
What's needed by the rich but the poor have it in abundance
What does the spendthrift save and the miser spend
What do all men carry to their graves?

by **Elizabeth Hall** » Fri May 13, 2005 07:52

Nothing!!

by **Ken Malone** » Fri May 13, 2005 08:00

correct - your go

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