Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:20that reminds me...
What do you call a man correcting schoolwork?
Mark
What do you call a man correcting schoolwork?
Mark
(it needs the spelling glitch)
Donna
la la la la-la-lah
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:20Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:27an imobile woman????
(it needs the spelling glitch)
Donna
la la la la-la-lah
(it needs the spelling glitch)
Donna
la la la la-la-lah
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:45What do you call a woman in the bleak mid winter?
carol
carol
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:55a woman dressing???
Olive
Olive
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 09:55Woman with one leg?
Eileen....
Man in a washing machine?
Daz...
Eileen....
Man in a washing machine?
Daz...
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:50a female litigant.......................................SUE!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:44What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager?
- Beatrix
What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager and making something from clay?
- Beatrix Potter
What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground?
- Pete
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
- Jack
What do you call a man at the side of a house?
- Ali
- Beatrix
What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager and making something from clay?
- Beatrix Potter
What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground?
- Pete
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
- Jack
What do you call a man at the side of a house?
- Ali
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:31What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox?
Bill
What do you call a man who comes through a student's letterbox?
Grant
Bill
What do you call a man who comes through a student's letterbox?
Grant
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:41What do you call a man with a ham sandwich?
Ahmed
What do you call a man with three ham sandwiches?
Mohammed
What do you call a man made out of rubber?
Johnny
Ahmed
What do you call a man with three ham sandwiches?
Mohammed
What do you call a man made out of rubber?
Johnny
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 13:27A man who deals with probate matters? ................. WILL
A man who works in the postroom ......................... FRANK
A man who works in the postroom ......................... FRANK
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:30The police are called to the Brathwaites house after reports that their garden is filled with shopping trolleys.
An officer knocks on the door and Mr Brathwaite replied in answer to the inevitable question of how he come by them:
“I could not resist the bargain - they’re only a £1 each at the supermarket.”
An officer knocks on the door and Mr Brathwaite replied in answer to the inevitable question of how he come by them:
“I could not resist the bargain - they’re only a £1 each at the supermarket.”
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:52what do you call a Greek cleaner??
Ajax!!!!!! (groan factor 2)
Ajax!!!!!! (groan factor 2)
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:28Going back to one of my earlier jokes....
Why has Edward Woodward got 4 d's in his name?
Cos Ewar Woowar would be a silly name!
Why has Edward Woodward got 4 d's in his name?
Cos Ewar Woowar would be a silly name!
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:59and you get to use an interactive whiteboard!!!!!!!!!
what d'you call a man who hasn't been waxoyled???
Rusty (ugh!)
what d'you call a man who hasn't been waxoyled???
Rusty (ugh!)
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:35That Edward Woodward joke is one of my all time favourite jokes!!
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:48it is a good 'un.
Works on loads - like why has Mississippi got four i's
otherwise it becomes MSSSSPP
Works on loads - like why has Mississippi got four i's
otherwise it becomes MSSSSPP
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 15:23How did you know I've got an interactive whiteboard?
Your scarin me now Ken!
Your scarin me now Ken!
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 16:35don't have a shower!!!! aaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 23:16How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to Lapland.
(Groan Factor 5 I think!)
Take him to Lapland.
(Groan Factor 5 I think!)
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 00:26A young man moved away from his parents to become a student. Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, he led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the man replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously? Asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the student.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the student replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "You idiot, it's ten past three in the morning!"
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the man replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously? Asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the student.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the student replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "You idiot, it's ten past three in the morning!"