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by **Ed Swindell** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:20

that reminds me...

What do you call a man correcting schoolwork?
Mark

by **Ken Malone** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:27

an imobile woman????

(it needs the spelling glitch)

Donna

la la la la-la-lah

by **Ed Swindell** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:45

What do you call a woman in the bleak mid winter?

carol

by **Ken Malone** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 19:55

a woman dressing???

Olive

by **Lindsey Gray** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 09:55

Woman with one leg?

Eileen....

Man in a washing machine?

Daz...

by **Ken Malone** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:50

a female litigant.......................................SUE!!!!!!

by **Lindsey Gray** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:44

What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager?
- Beatrix

What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager and making something from clay?
- Beatrix Potter

What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground?
- Pete

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
- Jack

What do you call a man at the side of a house?
- Ali

:lol:

by **Ed Swindell** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:31

What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox?
Bill

What do you call a man who comes through a student's letterbox?
Grant

by **Lindsey Gray** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:41

What do you call a man with a ham sandwich?
Ahmed

What do you call a man with three ham sandwiches?
Mohammed

What do you call a man made out of rubber?
Johnny

by **Ken Malone** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 13:27

A man who deals with probate matters? ................. WILL
A man who works in the postroom ......................... FRANK

by **Alex Clouter** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:30

The police are called to the Brathwaites house after reports that their garden is filled with shopping trolleys.
An officer knocks on the door and Mr Brathwaite replied in answer to the inevitable question of how he come by them:
“I could not resist the bargain - they’re only a £1 each at the supermarket.”

by **Ken Malone** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:52

what do you call a Greek cleaner??

Ajax!!!!!! (groan factor 2)

by **Andrew Milne** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:28

Going back to one of my earlier jokes....

Why has Edward Woodward got 4 d's in his name?

Cos Ewar Woowar would be a silly name!

by **Ken Malone** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:59

and you get to use an interactive whiteboard!!!!!!!!!

what d'you call a man who hasn't been waxoyled???

Rusty (ugh!)

by **Lindsey Gray** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:35

That Edward Woodward joke is one of my all time favourite jokes!! :lol:

by **Ken Malone** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:48

it is a good 'un.

Works on loads - like why has Mississippi got four i's

otherwise it becomes MSSSSPP

by **Andrew Milne** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 15:23

How did you know I've got an interactive whiteboard?

Your scarin me now Ken!

by **Ken Malone** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 16:35

don't have a shower!!!! aaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

by **Alex Clouter** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 23:16

How do you make a Mexican chilli?

Take him to Lapland.

(Groan Factor 5 I think!)

by **Andrew Milne** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 00:26

A young man moved away from his parents to become a student. Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, he led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the man replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously? Asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the student.

"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the student replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "You idiot, it's ten past three in the morning!"

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