"God, I have a problem"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know you created me, and provided this beautiful garden, all these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy. I'm lonely, and sick to death of apples"
"Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution, I shall create a man for you"
"A man? What is that, my God?"
"A flawed creature, Eve, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, be vain; all in all he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he'll satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting, kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will need your advice to think properly"
"Sounds great" says Eve, with raised eyebrows, "but what is the catch?"
"Well, you can have him on one condition - as I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ..... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. It will have to be our little secret ..... you know, woman to woman"