Bring out your old (clean) jokes for an airing

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Re: Bring out your old (clean) jokes for an airing

Postby Alex Clouter » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:50

:grinning: Christmas Cracker Jokes :banghead:

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itus!

Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? Rudeolph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Mu-um! Can I have a dog for breakfast? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

Why did the little boy push his bed closer to the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.


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