LIMERICKS

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Postby Jo Atkin » Sun Mar 24, 2002 19:02

Adie the laureate began to get cruel :twisted:
when faced with a challenging duel.
He lowered his aim
much to his shame :oops:
and turned into a large braying mule
:!:
:lol:

Honestly though Adrian does not look like a mule and will not ever look like a mule or even sound like one for that matter. :wink:
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Postby Barry Moore » Sun Mar 24, 2002 19:05

Looks like the competiton (or was it the jibes :twisted: ) is bringing out the best in your limericks, Joanne. We like that one :laughol:
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Postby Jo Atkin » Sun Mar 24, 2002 19:18

Barry Moore wrote:Looks like the competiton (or was it jibes) is bringing out the best in your Limericks, Joanne. We like that one :laughol:


Yes, I think that's my favourite so far.

I've just noticed the smilies! (girlie 'Arghhh' and much waving of the hands - such a dilemma as which to choose?) :girl: (It had to be this one of course)
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Postby Barry Moore » Sun Mar 24, 2002 21:56

Joanne Atkin wrote:I've just noticed the smilies! (girlie 'Arghhh' and much waving of the hands - such a dilemma as which to choose?) :girl: (It had to be this one of course)


You meen you missed the smilies having a party over at the big announcement :floods:
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Postby Jo Atkin » Sun Mar 24, 2002 23:54

Barry Moore wrote:You meen you missed the smilies having a party over at the big announcement :floods:


I just went and hung out there, great party, they really know how to have a good time. :bounce: You gotta luv em!
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Postby Bettina Richmond » Mon Mar 25, 2002 05:48

Fantastic site Barry , really enjoying it ! The new smiles are GREAT! :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:


:cheers:
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Postby Jo Atkin » Mon Mar 25, 2002 14:28

The smilies were having a party :bounce:
They'd got high drinking extra large latte. :cheers:
An espresso too far,
No :no: the Cappo's a CAR!
Please stop fighting with high-kicking karate :|



Will those smilies ever learn?

But hey! When they get going boy they're experts at karate. So be warned that you enter the smilie party at your own risk. :girl:
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Postby Jo Atkin » Mon Mar 25, 2002 17:14

Joanne Atkin wrote:Please stop fighting with high-kicking karate :|


For those sharp eyes out there I decided to change the last line slightly as I wasn't happy with it, so previously it was' dancing and' but now it is 'fighting with'.

:girl:
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Postby Adrian Furniss » Mon Mar 25, 2002 17:15

In response to a request for another:

There was a young groom from Darjeeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
His Cappo's inside
Didn't suit his tall bride
So he stopped and removed half the ceiling


Actually there's some poetic license here, as it's not possible to remove exactly half the roof. The driver's and passenger's roof panels are each approximately 38% of the total roof width.

I drove mine yesterday for the first time ever in T-bar configuration (i.e. the "24%" centre roof panel only). Was a bit chilly around the back of my neck but still great fun.
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Postby Jo Atkin » Mon Mar 25, 2002 17:20

So did I! :D

I did try with the windows down the the wind was too much for my neck!!!
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Postby Barry Moore » Mon Mar 25, 2002 17:30

Does this
Joanne Atkin wrote:
I did try with the windows down but the wind was too much for my neck!!!


mean that this
Joanne Atkin wrote:Whilst driving along
she sped through the throng,
losing all but her lacey red thong


is not merely apocryphal :looney:
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Postby Jo Atkin » Mon Mar 25, 2002 17:36

8O

I think it'd be more than my neck that was chilly!!!!!

:girl:
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Postby Ian Linden » Tue Mar 26, 2002 00:10

Seem to remember a saying:

Its the thinger, not the thong, or thomething like that.
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Postby Chris S Palmer » Tue Mar 26, 2002 11:32

A wonderful car the Cappuccino
You should see how fast it can go
With turbo full charge
It may not be large
But it's the pride of the Suzuki logo
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Postby Jo Atkin » Wed Mar 27, 2002 08:14

D'you remember the laureate Adie?
I always thought he was quite shady.
Being a bit of a slueth
I discovered the truth,
That really our Adie's a lady!
:lol:


Obviously there is ABSOLUTELY no :no: truth in this. It just rhymed.

:girl:
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Postby Bettina Richmond » Wed Mar 27, 2002 12:28

:laughol: 8O Thong-wearing Apprentice you say
Did she throw her undies away?
For she now wears a string
When doing her thing
Writing limericks night and day!
8O
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Postby Chris S Palmer » Wed Mar 27, 2002 15:15

If you are a member of SCORE
The Internet you must explore
What Barry has created
Is always updated

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.:bounce:
For fun and "Smilies" galore
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Postby Jo Atkin » Wed Mar 27, 2002 16:10

Uh oh.........There seems to be more competition for the competition!!

:girl:
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Postby Adrian Furniss » Wed Mar 27, 2002 17:16

Mmm. Slightly odd, but clean ...

A mot'rist who came from Khartoum
Took his ailing Cappo to his room
He turned out the light
And hugged her all night
The new day saw refreshed va-va-voom
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Postby Chris S Palmer » Wed Mar 27, 2002 22:39

Now with the cold Winter's gone
Days are sunny and long
With the wind in my hair
And just for a dare
I went 'topless' down Morecambe Prom.
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